Wards of Merkin Returns! May 13, 2011

At 10:24am today, a message landed in my inbox entitled Wards of Merkin Come Back Show!!! May 13th (New Venue). This was exciting news, and I RSVPd immediately. Wards is a show hosted by comedic wunderkind Bobby Tisdale and besides being one of the greatest comedy gatherings in Brooklyn, it also happens to be home to one of my life’s most embarrassing moments; I was called up to give the ceremonial toast and completely blew it. I hate standing in front of a room full of people who I can’t see because of stage lighting and as hard as I tried to play it cool, I was shitting twinkies and the audience were subjected to a serious episode of awkwardness. ANYWHOOZLE, following a really long hiatus and a preceding scatter-shot show schedule, Wards is back! The show will take place on Friday May 13th at the Church of the Ascension, which is at 122 Kent in Greenpoint (see map below). Unfortunately, the show sold out in under an hour, but it wouldn’t hurt to throw your name in the hat anyway (see main image for instructions) just in case people bail. And, heck, maybe just show up and see if there’s room for you. It’s BYOB and some of the most fun you’ll ever have, guaranteed.
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Dave Attell, John Oliver, Greg Fitzsimmons and more Benefit Leukemia and Lymphoma Society

Atell, Oliver, Fitzsimmons

A few years ago there was a hot streak of comedy shows happening all over NYC benefitting the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. I don’t know if it was just en vogue at the time, but for a period of a year or two these types of shows were popping up all over the place. One example I clearly remember would be the one that happened on August, 28 2007 at The Cutting Room featuring Eugene Mirman, Leo Allen, Andy Blitz, Todd Barry, Tigers and Monkeys and, I think, Demetri Martin, John Mulaney, and Chelsea Peretti. The line-ups were always killer, and even for a benefit the door price was usually around a reasonable $20. I am sure these types of comedy-for-LLS events still happen all the time, but back then it seemed like they were always on my radar.

OK, so what’s my point? Well, there is a spectacular Leukemia and Lymphoma Society comedy benefit happening Tuesday May 10th, 2011 at 7:00pm at Caroline’s featuring comedy veterans Dave Attell, Jim Breuer, John Oliver, Greg Fitzsimmons, and many more. The $25 cost is not only much cheaper than most Caroline’s shows, but for a line-up like that it’s sort of a no brainer. I mean, it’s so freaking cheap to begin with AND it all goes to charity. Win Win. And speaking of winning, there will also be a raffle with some seriously insane prizes. Check out what you could win below; it’s worth buying a ticket just to have a chance to win some uber-expensive prizes. Phenomenal show for a really incredible cause. Get there! More details and a video after the whatever.
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Tom Shillue at PS 122, Citizen Radio At UCB, and More

(originally intended for BrooklynVegan. Sadly, a series of misconnections left it unpublished)

image c/o Joel Barhamand

One of the weirdest, still-gettin’-used-to-this events to happen to your man Klaus recently was the relocation of Ma Kinski and Pa Kinski from their sleepy home in Cape Cod to Midtown Manhattan so Pa Kinski could take a job that was apparently sweet enough for him to retire from retirement for. Although they’ve only been here a month, and although they are putting absolutely zero pressure on your man Klaus to keep them entertained, I find myself subconsciously trying to find something for them to do that is Klaus approved; basically so they can walk a mile in my shoes and see what I’ve been getting into since I moved here 11 years ago. The first experience I invited them to was Citizen Radio Live, hosted by the great Jamie Kilstein and Allison Kilkenny, at the UCB Theater on March 11. Pa Kinski is an omnivorous right-wing disciple of Glen Beck and Rush Limbaugh and Don Imus and many other people I wouldn’t mind seeing experience the breaking wheel, so I knew seeing a leftist politi-comedy show in the basement of a grocery store would be a great shock to his system. I also knew that he adores journalist Matt Taibbi and that his presence would ease the pain. The show featured Sarah Silverman, Taibbi, Regina Spektor, and Only Son. My parents (and I) absolutely LOVED the show (which you can watch in its entirety below), and it occurred to me that politics aside they are pretty ideal show-going companions. Awww.

So anyways I had been thinking about our next adventure and it occurred to me that the one show I had been dying to see, called Supernormal at PS 122, was still happening. I almost missed my opportunity to ever see it, but they (smartly) ended up extending the show so I was able to catch it last night, Ma Kinski and Pa Kinski in tow. Supernormal is a one man comedic tour-de-force featuring Klaus Kinski favorite Tom Shillue. Tom is a master storyteller, and the stories contained within the show have been workshopped over the past 10 years at spaces like Moonwork’s Evening of Original Works. As a matter of fact, a large part of my Shillue-mania is a result of my seeing him so many times at Moonwork. Shillue is from Massachusetts originally, as are the Kinski’s, so I knew this 90 minute show about Tom’s experiences in suburban Boston and NYC would be a hit. And a hit it was. I don’t use the term “literally” that often but hear me and hear me well; Supernormal is LITERALLY the funniest one man show I have ever seen. I have never laughed so much at a 90 minute comedy show in my life. His stories about his retarded uncle Bobby, an amazing wintertime retractable snot rope, Jack Palance, adventures at Emerson College (my alma mater) inventing the Vogue at Tunnel, and hiding from God inside a diner in NYC are just some of the topics covered that caused me to laugh so hard my glasses were falling off and my belt buckle kept coming undone. Proving to be perfect comedy companions again, my father was laughing so hard I thought we’d have to call an ambulance. It was riotous. People tend to find hilarious the things that they relate to, so as an ex-Masshole, Emersonian who watched Liz Walker on TV and went to Canobie Lake Park you might think I am biased. But you’re wrong. This show transcends upbringing, familiarity, and geography. There are only two shows left; tonight (April 8 at 10pm) and tomorrow (April 9 at 8pm) and I am urging you to see this show before it’s gone. I hope someday it will end up as an HBO special or something, but if you have even the slightest interest in laughing your ass off this is your chance!

Oh, and speaking of Moonwork, they used to put on their shows at the Phil Coltoff Center on Sullivan street, but have sadly lost that space. They are currently on the hunt for a new space that is equipped with / can accommodate a large crowd, a stage, and an area for beer service. From personal experience, Moonwork is a fantastic arena to see some of the best comics in the biz do their thing, while enjoying intoxicating beverages. If anyone has any leads in Manhattan, do visit the site and give them a shout. Thx. Luv ya!
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My Grandfather’s Recently Discovered Okinawa Photographs

I have a grandmother who is very ill. Some family members were recently going through her stuff and trying to get it all organized and they found a very old, thick envelope containing about 80 images my grandfather had taken during WWII. They all appear to be from Okinawa and feature many scenes of Sea Bees shoving off, aftermath scenes, village scenes, and even a few shots of the Japanese commanders signing the surrender papers.

Check out the entire set here. As the son of a Sea Bee and the grandson of a Sea Bee I am proud that these simple, honest pictures survived.

Site Update, New Video Section, and more

Everybody has a blog or a website these days, and rarely is the content fresh, original, or interesting to anyone. It’s usually a rehash of information from other sites or, awkwardly, a repository for their day-to-day personal ruminations. As for me, I had been using this site’s back end as a place to store songs and other media so I can check them out from any computer with an internet connection. But last night I decided to totally revamp the Tunes page, add a Video page, and basically turn this place into a venue for my “original” works. You will also find a zillion old hardcore, punk, and metal fliers from the 90s if you dig hard enough. So, moving forward, I will try to keep adding original content like music and videos, but look out for the occasional news tidbit as well.

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Guided By Voices – Cut-Out Witch (live) – The Paradise, 11/05/10

Live video shot by me of GBV playing Cut-Out Witch at the Paradise in Boston on November 5th, 2010. I was drunk, my Flip camera is old. Don’t judge me. Though, the audio is pretty good!

Guided By Voices – The Closer You Are, The Quicker It Hits You (live) – The Paradise, 11/05/10

Live video shot by me of GBV playing The Closer You Are, The Quicker It Hits You at the Paradise in Boston on November 5th, 2010. I was drunk, my Flip camera is old. Don’t judge me. Though, the audio is pretty good!

Guided By Voices – Tractor Rape Chain (live) – The Paradise, 11/05/10

Live video shot by me of GBV playing Tractor Rape Chain at the Paradise in Boston on November 5th, 2010. I was drunk, my Flip camera is old. Don’t judge me. Though, the audio is pretty good!

Guided By Voices – I Am A Scientist (live) – The Paradise, 11/05/10

Live video shot by me of GBV playing I Am a Scientist at the Paradise in Boston on November 5th, 2010. I was drunk, my Flip camera is old. Don’t judge me. Though, the audio is pretty good!

Guided By Voices – Game of Pricks (live) – The Paradise, 11/05/10

Live video shot by me of GBV playing Game of Pricks at the Paradise in Boston on November 5th, 2010. I was drunk, my Flip camera is old. Don’t judge me. Though, the audio is pretty good!