The Three Best Screams in Music

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Two things. First, I hate “top” lists. They are subjective, infuriating, inaccurate, and completely unessential. Second, my knowledge of music is very specific and rotates in a very small orbit. Which makes this post out of character for me. But it has to be done. I have to get it off my chest to the 10 people who read this blog. These are, for me, the best screams ever in recorded music. Feel free to add other contenders into the comments section! I am always looking for a good, blood boiling scream!

The Forms – The Seagull

As exhibited in this post on BrooklynVegan, the Forms and I go waaaaay back. As a matter of fact I think I am one of the first people to get his mitts on their debut masterpiece Icarus. The album is full of start-stop time signatures, soaring melodies, and some serious guitar noise. But within this disc lies one of the best screams you will ever hear. On the fantastic piano-oriented tune The Seagull, Alex Tween unleashes a vocal explosion that will blow the earbuds out of your ears. Listen to the whole song… shit, listen to the whole record, but pay dirt is struck at the 1:11 mark.

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Meshuggah – New Millennium Cyanide Christ

I cannot 100% remember if it was during this song or Bleed at their Irving Plaza show on their last tour when a guy next to me screamed “Aaaaggghhhh! I want to punch someone! I want to fucking punch someone!! I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE” and disappeared into the pit. Either way, this song packs one of the most relentless punches of any Meshuggah song. They chose a very funny approach to the music video for this song which somewhat deflates and charicaturizes the sheer brutality of the song, but I love it. This song is 100% balls, but for the death blow stay tuned for the 3:55 mark.

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The Who – Won’t Get Fooled Again

This is definitely the easiest, most common choice so it’s at the bottom of the list. The Who might be one of my most preferred straight up rock and roll bands of all time. For a four piece, they created such an ear drum destroying, earth shattering wall of volume. Roger Daltrey has got some SERIOUS pipes but the scream he let’s out towards the end of Won’t Get Fooled Again I think shocked a LOT of people for its unprecedented power. It still blows my mind that it was set to wax in 1971.

TBS Just For Laughs Festival Coming to Chicago

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The Just For Laughs Festival is coming to Chicago in a little over two weeks and it definitely deserves mention. OK, it’s actually the Twix Presents TBS Just For Laughs Chicago. The festival takes place from June 14th – June 19th, 2011 at venues all over the Chicago area. NYC prides itself on being a comedic epicenter, and it definitely is to an extent, but as a city we do not have a festival that comes close to something of JFL’s magnitude. I mean, we have the New York Comedy Festival, Sketchfest, and the The Del Close Marathon, but these shows happen at different times of the year and at the end of the day they are to small and fucking niche. Highlights of this years JFL include:

  • 5 Tim Minchin Performances
  • Tell Your Friends! The Concert Film! featuring Reggie Watts, Kristen Schaal, Kurt Braunohler, Liam McEneaney, Christian Finnegan
  • Adsit and Lutz featuring Scott Adsit and John Lutz (30 Rock)
  • Demetri Martin & Special Guests, Who Are Also Comedians And Are Friends Of His featuring David O’Doherty, Demetri Martin, Hannibal Buress, Kristen Schaal, Kumail Nanjiani, and Paul F. Tompkins(!)
  • Hot Tub with Kurt and Kristen featuring Kristen Schaal and Kurtbraunohler
  • The Chris Gethard Show
  • The Andy Kaufman Funhouse: Featuring Andy Kaufman Award Winners and Finalists
  • Louis CK & Three Very Special Guests
  • Steve Martin and Martin Short in a Very Stupid Conversation
  • And that is just the “Hey, I recognize those names” shows I randomly yanked off the schedule. There are so many more shows on the schedule you’ll faint. Check Out The Complete Schedule.

    Get Bon Iver’s New Song ‘Calgary’ FREE

    Bon Iver Cover

    The first and only time I ever saw Bon Iver live was on October 16, 2007 as part of BrooklynVegan’s CMJ showcase at Bowery Ballroom. It was an extraordinarily powerful set performed to an extraordinarily empty room. There was me, The Rosebuds (Bon Iver’s upcoming tour mates), BV, and a handful of other stragglers. But the set was absolutely transfixing and those of us who were there were definitely taken aback. After his set I was able to meet him backstage and gush about how ridiculously moving his set was and he kindly handed me a self-released copy of For Emma, Forever Ago. For some reason, even though his set was one of the most profound live-music experiences of my life, I never listened to the CD (still have it though), never saw him live again, and never really followed his career post-2007 CMJ; a career which blew up at a pace I could simply not comprehend.

    Innnnnnywhoozle. That’s in the past. Let’s look to the future. On June 21, 2011, Bon Iver is set to release his new album Bon Iver and hit the road on a massive tour with the Rosebuds. You can get his first single ‘Calgary’ totally free if you head on over to BrooklynVegan. It’s really, really, really such a great tune. Tour dates below, fool.
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    RIP Lloyd Knibb, Legendary SKA Drummer

    Photo by Judith Anderson
    Lloyd Knibb

    Every genre of music has certain legends within it that have defined and shaped said genre in ways that live on forever. Whenever one of these legends passes on it’s sometimes a major shock because often times you have forgotten they even existed as their impact began decades before. Lloyd Knibb, who passed away on Thursday May 12th 2011, was the drummer for Ska founding fathers The Skatalites. He began playing with them at their inception back in 1955 when recording studios began to pop up in Kingston, Jamaica and was an active member all the way up to his death last week. Knibb literally developed the famed Ska rhythm. Reggae, Two Tone era Ska, Third Wave Ska, and other splinter Ska genres wouldn’t even exist if it wasn’t for Lloyd and his bandmates getting together over 55 years ago.

    Skatalites’ instrumental recordings are usually what musicologists point to when tracing back the history of ska — and much of that was due to Knibb’s syncopated beats, which were faster than the tempos of the traditional R&B music the band was trying to replicate. In fact, history tells it that the band was really just attempting to recreate American R&B in Jamaica and Knibb — with his jazz and swing band background — jazzed up the tempo unintentionally…at first, anyway. – Spinner

    Really really sad news. I have seen the Skatalites a million times over the years and they always maintained the loosest, most genuine old-school sounds in the business. The height of my Ska fandom occurred while I was in high school in the mid-90s and grew in the mid to late 90s when I was living in Boston. Knibb, who spent his later years in Hull Massachusetts, had a son named Dion who played with Boston-area Ska greats Dion Knibb & The Agitators, one of my favorite bands of the era who I have also seen a zillion times. Lloyd may be gone, but his presence will live forever in the genre he helped create.

    Jimmy Pardo Bringing Never Not Funny Podcast to NYC on 6/18/11

    Pardo Gramercy

    Let me keep this short and sweet. Jimmy Pardo is bringing his pants-shittingly amazing podcast Never Not Funny to the Gramercy Theatre on Saturday June 18th, 2011. I know this blog doesn’t get that much traffic yet, but if you are reading this be advised: GET TICKETS NOW. He has a massive NYC listenership and I know tickets are flying off the shelves as you are reading this. Guests are TBD, but that doesn’t matter. Trust me on this one, you. This is comedy for people with hungry brains. Ugh stop reading and get a ticket already ya stupid dumzo.

    Jesse Thorn Talked to My Idol Werner Herzog

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    Jesse Thorn did an absolutely phenomenal interview with my personal deity Werner Herzog. We all know that Jesse is a true expert at his craft, but this interview really cemented his reputation in my mind as one of the best interviewers in the biz.

    The Sound of Young America

    Matt McCarthy’s Marking Out Gets Extended

    As I mentioned yesterday, Matt McCarthy’s show Marking Out has a residency at the Ace Hotel until June 2011. What a difference a day makes; the residency has been extended waaaayyyyyyyy into December 2011. We officially have another high caliber monthly comedy show in this city that is sure to dominate. Check out the flier down below…
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    Patton Oswalt, Eugene Mirman, They Might Be Giants, more at Williamsburg Waterfront FOR FREE on July 29th

    Pretty Good Friends OSA

    The Williamsburg of today is hardly the Williamsburg it was when I moved here 11 years ago. Gigantic condo buildings popping up like cankers, expensive cars parked all over the North Side, people dicking around with their iPads in public without fear of theft, babies in strollers, insufferable bridge and tunnel revelers… whatever, it’s a distasteful evolution that has been pontificated about ad nauseum and will not change. Deal with it or leave, amiright? But with this gentrification comes a definite initiative to clean this dump up; specifically, our parks. And with this desire to get our parks’ shit together, the result has been pretty pristine outdoor spaces that can accomodate concerts and whatnot.

    Now, there are a lot of shows coming up at the Williamsburg Waterfront, most of which do absolutely nothing for me. However, Eugene Mirman is taking his Union Hall-based show Pretty Good Friends to the Williamsburg Waterfront for what is for me THE must-see show of the summer. On July 29th Eugene is hosting a wonderful cast of comedy and music that will thrill us with appearances by Patton Oswalt (!), Kristen Schaal, a headlining set by They Might Be Giants, and many many many more surprises. Many. Doors are at 5:30pm. Pray for good weather as this is one of the most beautiful spots in town (if you can ignore the massive housing project for people with too much money and too little taste)(fuck those people).

    Marking Out feat. Matt McCarthy Will Destroy Ace Hotel. Repeatedly.

    Marking Out

    I love Matt McCarthy. He is hilarious, absurd, and the possessor of such a massive reserve of insane energy that my laughter masks a certain level of fear. This dude has been working the circuit for a long time and you can catch him almost anywhere anytime. But if you want to be able to pencil a few of his shows in your calendar, look no further than the Ace Hotel where his show Marking Out happens every third Monday. The next installment is on Monday May 16th and for a paltry $5 you can see a handful of my personal favorites in including Eugene Mirman, Tom Shillue, Lisa Delarios, and more! Doors are at 7:30pm yo!

    Comic Matt McCarthy hosts an evening of comedy with special guests in Liberty Hall, every third Monday. Featuring NYC’s best stand-up, musical comedy, video with stage skits, and sketch comedy between acts.

    RSVP at rsvpliberty@thebreslin.com. $5 at the door, 21+. Doors at 7:30, shows 8 to 10pm. – Ace Hotel

    ‘My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend’ Extended into June! ‘Sleepwalk’ in Paperback! Birbiglia!

    Birbigs Extends

    OK, I haven’t seen Mike Birbiglia’s recent masterpiece My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend (not this one, ya dufus) at the illustrious Barrow Street Theater. A masterpiece that has won the Lucille Lortel Award for Outstanding Solo Show and was nominated for Outstanding Solo Show by both The Drama Desk Award folks and the Outer Critics Circle. A masterpiece that was a critic’s pick at The New York Times, New York Magazine, and Time Out New York. No, I have not seen this sparklingly polished gem at its current off-Broadway home. However, I DID see him do a run-through of it at the UCB Theater and can say, from the bottom of my heart, that this show is one of the best monologues to be produced in recent memory. Mike’s evolution over the years has seen him go from master stand-up performer to expert monologist quite quickly and My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend, a follow-up to the massively acclaimed one man show Sleepwalk With Me, is propelling him further into greatness. And just when you thought the show was in its final throes of success, news has arrived that My GF’s BF has been extended into the end of June! YUS. Tickets are on sale right now, but if you’re savvy like me you’ll follow Mike on Twitter, FaceBook, or scroll down a little bit and join his mailing list. Why would this make you a savvy person? Because Mike drops discount codes more than I dropped hamburgers on the floor when I worked at Wendy’s in 1992.

    And in related Birbiglia news…
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